This just in…..the new Presidential election results and we are happy to report it’s unanimous! Not Hillary or Barac or John. The winner by a landslide is….A Girly Girl!
Well of course, all the polls pointed to this astounding victory for the Fashionist Party. It became evident that the country was ready for a change in scenery and style. No more stuffed suites and boring outfits. Now the country will enjoy a White House full of colorful and trendy wardrobe pieces to add a little life to these United States of America. Best of all, a boost to the economy is looming on the horizon! All of the citizens of this great Nation will not be able to resist the urge to partake in A Girly Girl’s economic recovery program by splurging on new, awesome Spring and Summer fashions.
“But what about taxes?” many of you asked. “Well fine citizens of this great country, with lines like BB Dakota and By Deep, we keep our prices stylishly low!” “The prices are so low at A Girly Girl Boutique that you won’t even know that you are paying taxes!” That was our candidate’s reply when the question was asked by our reporter from CNN (Chic News Network!).
One more note….A Girly Girl has no qualms answering questions about Monica. She loves to talk about Monica because Monica is her BB Dakota rep!!