I came across this article on MSN about how to be irresistible to men. I was reading it and thinking about how true it is as related to certain people that I know. OK, not only do you have to be impeccably dressed from A Girly Girl Boutique but there are some very simple rules of engagement to adhere to!

It is pretty simple and I will sum it up for all you Girly Girls out there.  Basically, men need to feel they are respected!  They may easily be threatened by your incredible intelligence.  Remember, they want to feel superior.  The smart Girly Girl knows how to stroke a man’s ego, not too much but just enough.  It is a fine art girls, but it is not rocket science.  Be concious of your interactions, not hap-hazard.  Put as much energy into landing the RIGHT guy (or keeping him) as you would any other endeavor!  The RIGHT guy is priceless, he treats you like a fine gem and appreciates you.  If that is not the case, THEN HE IS NOT THE RIGHT GUY!!.  Did you hear me?!

So what is the irresistible Girly Girl to do (aside from a little retail therapy!)?  Be attentive, and don’t talk about yourself too much.  Engage in INTERESTING conversation and know some current events.  It is amazing what you can pick up if the TV is blaring a news channel while you are putting makeup on or running the straightener through those lucious strands!

Next, ask for help!  There is a lot to be said for the damsel in distress.  And remember, suttle things, don’t get carried away so that you appear helpless for heaven’s sake!  That brings us to the next point–negativism!  Get rid of it!  Expel any negative word from your vocabulary and do it now.  As a matter of fact, make a concious effort to learn new positive words every day so that it becomes a habit.  That is good advice for any one, looking for Mr RIGHT or not!!

Lastly, learn about men and master the game.  As with any great skill, it takes patience and practice.  You must seem desirable and this is easy to achieve if your tactics include confident, playful phrases and teasing antics.  Again, just enough, don’t overdo it!  Don’t take yourself too seriously and learn how to rein yourself in!  Now you know what to do so what are you waiting for?  Go get him, tigress!!

The Material Girl hails from Bay CIty, Michigan which is just up the river from where we are here in Saginaw.  I am sure she wishes to come back to town to accept her key to the city because she wants to stop off at A Girly Girl Boutique!  She must be told that the Kimi trench by BB Dakota is going like crazy and let me tell you, it won’t be long before they are gone!

Everyone knows that the stylish trench is back and hotter than ever for spring and summer.  But this one is super cute.  I mean it!  I put it in the window and I can’t keep the people out of the store.  Everyone loves it!  White is the color, and is for all ages which must be why I can’t keep them on my hangers!!

OK, I can’t help it I HAVE to write about this one girls!  A man (I use the term loosely) gets pregnant because HE is NOT a man, he is a woman who chose to have people make him look like a man!  There is a difference between a man and a woman who chooses to act and look like a man.

My question is….is She, or He as is the term for this person, now taking male hormones?  If so, what is the risk of that to an unborn baby?  I know when I was expecting I didn’t want to put anything unnatural in my body.

So will (s)he be able to endure labor pains as a woman or will he not be able to “take it like a man”?!  That is the part I want to see!  And if (s)he does spit this child out in a maternity ward, will the baby be out in 10 seconds because of pushes backed a little bit with the help of testosterone?  Hey there is a thought for all of you WOMEN who have actually endured labor and birth.  Maybe they could beef us up with a little testosterone for the next delivery so we can give some hefty pushes and pop those little cradle inhabitants out in record time.

I have to say WOW, I think some lines are blurred here!  I am not sure which ones though because it hurts me too much to think about it!!  I thought (s)he wanted to be a man?  Does this mean all men are going to start having babies?  Yeah right!  They have nothing on us Girly Girls!

This just in…..the new Presidential election results and we are happy to report it’s unanimous!  Not Hillary or Barac or John.  The winner by a landslide is….A Girly Girl! 

Well of course, all the polls pointed to this astounding victory for the Fashionist Party.  It became evident that the country was ready for a change in scenery and style.  No more stuffed suites and boring outfits.  Now the country will enjoy a White House full of colorful and trendy wardrobe pieces to add a little life to these United States of America.  Best of all, a boost to the economy is looming on the horizon!  All of the citizens of this great Nation will not be able to resist the urge to partake in A Girly Girl’s economic recovery program by splurging on new, awesome Spring and Summer fashions. 

“But what about taxes?” many of you asked.  “Well fine citizens of this great country, with lines like BB Dakota and By Deep, we keep our prices stylishly low!”  “The prices are so low at A Girly Girl Boutique that you won’t even know that you are paying taxes!”  That was our candidate’s reply when the question was asked by our reporter from CNN (Chic News Network!).

One more note….A Girly Girl has no qualms answering questions about Monica.  She loves to talk about Monica because Monica is her BB Dakota rep!!