I am sure you are not as stuck as this lady who had grown attached to a toilet seat.  Well no wonder she hadn’t left the bathroom in two years.  The poor ignorant sap she lived with wouldn’t fork over some dough for stylish new clothes!  Plus there wasn’t A Girly Girl Boutique close by!!

Had she gotten a new BB Dakota Kimi trench coat for spring, she wouldn’t have been able to wait to get out of the house (toilet seat and all!) to show it off!

Learn from this lesson girls.  If he won’t spring for a shopping trip to A Girly Girl Boutique so you can look fabulous stepping out, you need to find yourself another boyfriend!  Dump the turd and get on with your fashionable life, dahling!!